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Joke of the Day
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"
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"Chuck Norris once screamed ""bloody murder"" in sign language for the hearing impaired."
"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."
"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"
"After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!"
"I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there."
"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"
"Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They're always raising the steaks!"
"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."
"[Ouija board] ""Hey spirits, talk to us"" W H A T S U R F R I E N D S N A M E H E S C U T E ""fml"""