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Joke of the Day
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
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"What type of punch hurts kids the most? A sandy hook"
"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"
"The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has. Received Frances Highest Honor..."
"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"
"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"
"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."
"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"Me: this a rush song? Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says ""no""*"