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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"
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"How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off."
"What do you tell a slow tomato? ...what? Ketchup"
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."
"What blod type am I? Type-O"
"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"
"I got circumcised on the NHS Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip"
"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."
"What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? ...funf."