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Joke of the Day
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"
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"I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."
"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"
"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"
"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
"[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the"
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""