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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
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"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"
"What's the difference between this post and a fire truck? A fire truck is red and has four wheels while this post is a complete fucking waste of your time."
"Oh hey, sorry I accidentally rolled out of your bed, across your floor, down the stairs, out the door, into my car and back in my own bed."
"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"
"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"