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Joke of the Day

"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."

"What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC"

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"

"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."

"What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas"

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."

"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."

"How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room."