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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."

"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"

"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."

"[Man in restaurant] I'll have that lobster please. *points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*"

"What do composers prepare their ingredients on? A Chopin board"

"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"