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Joke of the Day

"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."

"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan."

"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."

"What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft."

"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."

"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."

"Are you today's date? Because your 10/10."

"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""