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Joke of the Day
"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."
Next Joke
"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."
"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"
"You know what the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is? A drunk doesn't have to go to all those fuckin meetings."
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"
"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"
"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."