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Joke of the Day
"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"
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"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"
"Being a Calculator must be a huge responsibility... everyone is counting on them."
"If you ever see me wearing anything fur lined or faux fur, please punch the person I'm with in the face. I've been kidnapped & need saved!!"
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"
"Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me crabs."