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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow? No? I'm surprised, it made headlines!"
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"I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts."
"My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet."
"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"Word meanings: Slut: A prostitute that doesn't charge. Prostitute: A clever slut!"
"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""
"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."