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Joke of the Day

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."

"I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that."

"Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrre"

"He died doing what he loved, checking his mentions while driving."

"hi What did the painter say to the paint can? A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)"

"What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp"

"NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom"

"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"

"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."