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Joke of the Day
"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"
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"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"What do you call the shiniest people? Polish"
"I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. Until he bit my whole arm off."
"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."
"Say no to drugs they might lower the price"
"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"