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Joke of the Day
"Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me"
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"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: ""well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."""
"A man addicted to eating urinal cakes was arrested for robbing his disabled mom in an elevator. That's wrong on so many levels."
"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"
"interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd"
"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"
"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"