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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"
Next Joke
"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I'm so confused"
"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."
"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""
"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."