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Joke of the Day

"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"A Call of Duty player goes to Town... ... on your mom. Xx420MLGNoScopexX"

"[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*"

"How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan"

"How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber? Raisin' Bran."

"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."