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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"
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"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."
"My ass is a better cook than me because... At least what it makes is supposed to taste like shit."
"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."
"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."
"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."
"A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful. In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls."
"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""
"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."