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Joke of the Day

"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."

"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."

"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."

"How do you make a nun pregnant? You fuck her."

"Did you hear the one about the dude who married an exhibitionist? He saw his wife flash before his eyes."

"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""

"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."

"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."