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Joke of the Day
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
Next Joke
"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."
"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""
"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts."
"Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing"
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"