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Joke of the Day
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
Next Joke
"How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys....."
"Shit. I was late for my time management class."
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."
"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."
"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"
"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"
"Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse... Are you in a stable relationship?"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."