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Joke of the Day

"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"

"What do you call a chicken that has passed on? A poultrygheist."

"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."

"Can't think of a good Halloween costume? Go as a failed abortion. You don't even have to dress up, you uncreative fuck"

"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"

"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"pessimist vs optimist (x-post from funny) The pessimist says, It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, Oh yes it can!"