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Joke of the Day
"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
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"Let me think of a joke... Well, I would've told you a joke about my dick, but it's too long."
"Mitt Romney's Presidency."
"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."
"A monk to another, ""O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"" ""Sure, as long as there are no attachments"", replied the other."
"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."
"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."