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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."
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"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"
"When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you."
"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"
"Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol."
"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."
"TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty."
"I broke up with my girlfriend while we were jogging. I guess we had a good run."
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"