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Joke of the Day
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
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"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."
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"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."
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"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."
"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."
"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."
"If I could have sex with any historical figure it would be Marie Antoinette. I hear she gives good head."
"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."