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Joke of the Day
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
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"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."
"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"
"1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy. He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, ""Fried chicken!"" So are the days of our lives."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"[Hospital] Doctor:""...and so the baby is fine."" Me:""And my wife?"" Doc:""I'm afraid she's critical"" Me:""I know! But how is she?"""
"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
"If you piss me off bad enough and tell me to leave you alone, I will take 30 Adderall and send you cat pictures every 3 minutes for 6 days."