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Joke of the Day
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."
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"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."
"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."
"I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, ""Dad, you look like a lobster."" ""Oh no,"" I replied, ""Am I burning?"" She said, ""No. Just very ugly."""
"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."
"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."
"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !"
"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""
"Wanna know how to piss off over a billion people on the Internet at once? [deleted]"
"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."