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Joke of the Day

"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."

"Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages."

"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"

"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called ""Mushroom Cloud."" I'm afraid to order it."

"When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye. When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good."

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing other people."