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Joke of the Day

"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."

"I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears."

"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."

"My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons."

"A redditor walks outside."

"*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"

"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."

"what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common? you dont get either at home."

"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"