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Joke of the Day
"What did the hungry boss give his worker? Their celery!"
Next Joke
"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""
"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."
"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"
"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"You know, I love the ocean I think in a past life I was a semen"
"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."
"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."
"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"
"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""