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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
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"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"
"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""
"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."
"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"
"I cut off He-Man's electricity today. Now I have the power."
"Did you hear about... ...the optometrist who fell in his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"