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Joke of the Day

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""

"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."

"wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long"

"Is it possible to get steak poisoning? Yes, but it's really rare."

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."

"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."

"Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best."