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Joke of the Day

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."

"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"

"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""

"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler started out as a good guy."

"How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? Her lips are moving."

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."