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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
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"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."
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"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"
"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"
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"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"