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Joke of the Day

"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"

"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"

"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."

"What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know."

"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"