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Joke of the Day

"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"

"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."

"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."

"Fat girl on a table I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables "" nice legs"" I said "" you think so?"" She replied "" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"""

"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."

"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"

"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."

"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"