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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand? A: A palm tree."
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"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
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"Does your wife know you're single?"
"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""
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"Want to know how to stop the ""Not My President"" Riots? Play the National Anthem and they'll all kneel."
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."