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Joke of the Day
"Emotions are like farts... You can only hold them in for so long."
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"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."
"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""
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"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."
"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"
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"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."