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Joke of the Day
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"
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"What group would an obese racist join? The cake-cake-cake."
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"Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell."
"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."