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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"It's unseasonably warm in New York. Let's go outside and stare at our phones."

"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"

"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"*opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* ""The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."""

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."