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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"You: Knock knock, Me: Who's there?"

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."

"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""

"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."

"Two electrons are having a conversation... Electron 1: Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360? Electron 2: Why? Electron 1: Because when you see it, you spin 360 degrees and walk away!"

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy..."

"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."

"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."