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Joke of the Day

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... ....she was in charge of the hops."

"I don't watch basketball... If I wanted to see a load of black guys scoring every minute, I'd go to your mother's house."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."

"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."

"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"

"A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, ""AYE-matey!"""