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Joke of the Day

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"

"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"

"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."

"I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire."

"What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common? They both like saggy balls."

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"

"Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan."

"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."

"What state has the smallest sodas? Minisoda :)"