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Joke of the Day
"What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean. "
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"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"
"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""
"What's the difference between a penis and a sleeping bag? One you crawl in and the other crawls in you."
"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"