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Joke of the Day
"What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean. "
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"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
"My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn."
"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"
"Me: I LOVE Pokemon Go! Him: Are you just collecting caterpillars and putting them in your purse?! Me:"
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."
"if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up"
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."
"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."