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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"

"Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession."

"So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated."

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."

"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""