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Joke of the Day
"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."
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"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."
"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."
"Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?"
"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"
"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"
"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"
"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."
"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"
"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"