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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"I just did my budget for August. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"When robots take over, information will be measured in terrorbytes. Just something I came up with =)"

"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""

"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"Friends are like trampolines. I've always wanted a trampoline."