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Joke of the Day

"Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!"

"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"

"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."

"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"

"2 in 3 people live next to a pedophile I don't, I live next door to two smoking hot 8 year olds."

"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"What do you call a scary horse? A night-mare."

"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"