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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"[pulls up after first date] Me: well, this is my place Her: a bouncy house? Me: you expected a bouncy castle? IM SORRY ""YOUR MAJESTY."""
"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"
"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"
"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"
"So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar... ...and says to her friend ""I slept with a brazilian last night."" ""That's **terrible!**"" her friend says. ""How much is a brazilian?"
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."