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Joke of the Day

"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"

"I love this hooker. Warts and all."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"So I was reading about the Lucy fossil in National Geographic the other day and I have to admit, she looks kinda sexy... No homo tho."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."

"A co-worker said to me, ""Could you be any more annoying?"" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work."

"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"