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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?"

"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""

"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."

"My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience"

"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."

"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."