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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."
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"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."
"I don't see the point of strip clubs. All they do is frustrate you and take all your money. I have a wife for that."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"
"""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright"
"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."
"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. ""dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"""
"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."