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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."
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"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."
"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...Nobody likes the dark ones."
"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"
"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to."
"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer."