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Joke of the Day
"Why are radios cheaper in Scotland? Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried."
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"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."
"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."
"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."
"I fake all my origamis."
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."
"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."
"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."